Sunday, November 15, 2009

Fundie Girl

It was only a question of time until another Zappa song had to bite the dust…

Fundie girl
She's a fundie girl
Fundie girl
She's a fundie girl
Okay, fine…
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a fundie girl
On the coldest shore
Okay, fine…
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a

Like, oh my god! (fundie girl)
Like, totally (fundie girl)
Wasilla is, like, so bitchen (fundie girl)
There's, like, the Mooseria (fundie girl)
And, like, all these, like, really great moose stores
I love going into, like, clothing stores and stuff
I, like, buy the neatest miniskirts and stuff
It's, like, so bitchen cuz, like, everybody's, like
Super, super nice…
It's, like, so bitchen…

At convention, there she goes
She just bought some bitchen clothes
Tosses her head and flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothin' in there

McCain, he goes are you into S and M?
I go, oh right…
Could you, like, just picture me in, like, a leather teddy?
Yeah right, hurt me, hurt me…
I'm sure! No way!
He was, like, freaking me out…
He called me a beastie…
That's cuz, like, he was totally blitzed
He goes, like, bag your face!
I'm sure!



Fundie girl
She's a fundie girl
Fundie girl
She's a fundie girl
Okay, fine…
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a fundie girl
So sweet and pure
Okay, fine…
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a

It's really sad (fundie girl)
Like, all those liberals
They're, like... (fundie girl)
They're, like, Mr. Bufu (fundie girl)
We're talking lord god king bufu (fundie girl)
I am so sure
They're, like, so gross
They, like, sit there and, like, play with all their things
And they, like, flirt with all the guys in the class
It's, like, totally disgusting
I'm, like, so sure
It's, like, barf me out…
Gag me with a spoon!

Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with how to find
A foolproof way to save her butt
And how to get those books there cut

So, like, I go into this, like, TV place, y'know
And I wanted, like, to get that interview done
And the lady, like, goes, oh my god, your reading
It's, like, so grody
It was, like, really embarrassing
She's, like, oh my god, like bag that bimbo
I'm, like, sure…
She goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this, y'know…
I was, like, really embarrassed…



Fundie girl
She's a fundie girl
Fundie girl
She's a fundie girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a fundie girl
And there is no cure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a fundie girl
And there is no cure

Like, my husband is, like, a total space cadet (fundie girl)
He, like, makes me do the dishes and (fundie girl)
Give him blowjobs (fundie girl)
I am sure
That's, like, gross (fundie girl)
Barf out! (fundie girl)
Oh my god (fundie girl)

Hi!
Uh-huh… (fundie girl)
My name?
My name is Sarah L. Palin (fundie girl)
Uh-huh
That's right, Sarah (fundie girl)
Uh-huh
I know
It's, like… (fundie girl)
I do not talk funny…
I'm sure (fundie girl)
What'sa matter with the way I talk? (fundie girl)
I am a prig, I know (fundie girl)
But I live, like, in a nearly good part of Wasilla so it's okay (fundie girl)
Uh-huh… (fundie girl)
So, like, I don't know (fundie girl)
I'm, like, freaking out totally (fundie girl)
Oh my god! (fundie girl)

Hi, I have to go to the obstetrician (fundie girl)
I'm shitting 'nother tard out, y'know (fundie girl)
But I have to feed him eighteen years
That's going to be really, like, a total bummer
I'm freaking out
I'm sure
That's, like, from things that, like, stick in your mouth
They're so gross…
They, like, get DNA all over them
But, like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, y'know
So you can see my smile
It'll be, like, really cool
Except my, like, my brain is, like, too small
But no biggie…
It's so awesome
It's, like, tubular, y'know
Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything
It's just, like
I don't know
You know me, I'm, like, into, like, the clean stuff
Like Pac-Man and, like, I don't know
Like, my husband, like, makes me do the dishes
It's, like, so gross…
Like, all the stuff, like, sticks to the plates
And it's, like, it's like somebody else's food, y'know
It's, like, grody…
Grody to the max
I'm sure
It's, like, really nauseating
Like, barf out
Gag me with a spoon
Gross
I am sure
Totally…

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