Friday, July 25, 2025

Trenitalia Hates Its Passengers (except Executive): An Open Letter to Trenitalia

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Last night I was returning from Milan to Venice, where I am spending two weeks' vacation, on your train Frecciarossa #9757. The direct r...
Monday, July 12, 2021

Cock Island Line

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Now, this here's a story about the Cock Island Line  Well, the Cock Island Line, she runs down into Pussy Town  There's a big gal ga...
Wednesday, April 14, 2021

Internal Chronology and Status of the Kevin Traynor Stories as of April 2021

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Gunpowder Tea (Young Kevin Traynor) (fragment, may be abandoned) Traynor and his future best friend Nick Parker meet during an adventure in ...
Wednesday, June 14, 2017

The Battle Hymn of the God Emperor

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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord; He is trampling out the idiots where the democrats are stored; He hath loosed the...
Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Little Red Riding Hood

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Once upon a time, Little Red Riding Hood went visiting her grandmother. So Little Red Riding Hood put on her little red riding hood and set...
Monday, October 17, 2016

Hilly and the Great Man

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(With apologies to Tanya Tucker.) He came ridin' in on the sunrise on a hot West New York day A fancy man in a golden limo with some ...
Friday, January 02, 2015

Happy 2015!

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Happy New Year! Happy 2015!
Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Merry Christmas from Satan Claus

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Drunken Bums, or Merry Christmas from Satan Claus, or Christmas in the Ghetto Ghetto sidewalks, dirty sidewalks dressed in vomit and bi...
Sunday, August 31, 2014

Wave in an Ice Bucket

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An open letter to all the collectivist morons that participated in the notorious "ALS ice bucket challenge." Rarely have I en...
Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Surfin' NSA

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(With apologies to the Bitch Boys Beach Boys.) If everybody was like Snowden Across the USA Then everybody'd be surfin' ...