I'm Going to Sic My Snowperson on You!

8:30 Alex completes snowman.

8:35 Alex tells neighbors' kids that they have to say snowperson instead of snowman, as snowman is sexist.

9:00 All the boys on the block now consistently say snowman to aggravate the girls.

Alex vs. Basement Door

Alex decides to finally fix the basement door. Hilarity ensues.

9:05 Impressive array of power tools deployed.

9:35 New threshold in place.

9:40 Wondering why I didn't fix that fucking door sooner.

9:45 Remembering why I didn't. With new threshold in place, door won't shut.