Now, this here's a story about the Cock Island Line
Well, the Cock Island Line, she runs down into Pussy Town
There's a big gal gate down there, and you know
If you got certain things on board when you come to the gal gate
Well, you ain't gonna get yourself no gal
Well, a pile driver, he pulled up to the gal gate
And the gal pouted and asked him what all he had on board, and he said
I'm a snowflake
I'm a snowflake
I got Marx
I got blacks
I got masks
I got rules
I got all feminist
Well, she said, you're alright boy, you are gonna get this gal
You can just go right on through, so he went on through the gal gate
And as he went through, he started pickin' up a little bit of speed
Pickin' up a little bit of steam
He got on through, he turned, and looked up at the gal, he said
Well, I fooled you
I fooled you
I'm a Trump man
I'm a Trump man
I got all MAGA
Down the Cock Island Line, she's a mighty good road
Cock Island Line, it's the road to ride
Cock Island Line, it's a mighty good road
Well, if you ride it, you got to ride it like you find it
Get your ticket in a blue state for the Cock Island Line
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