The Pope's Agenda

After desecrating the World Trade Center, praying for his fellow mystics, the terrorists, the next stops on the papal itinerary include:

The Tomb of the Unknown Choirboy, raped and murdered by a priest condemned to celibacy.

The Tomb of the Unknown Mother, who died because she could not get a legal abortion.

The Tomb of the Unknown Heretic, burned by the Catholic Church for what he said.

The Tomb of the Unknown Book, burned at an auto-da-fe.

The Tomb of the Unknown Coward, murdered when he refused to be drafted into a religious war.

The Tomb of the Unknown Martyr, killed when one of his listeners snapped after having to tolerate his sanctimonious spiel way past endurance.

The Tomb of the Unknown Protestant, murdered by the Catholic Church and their government henchmen after he, disgusted with the excesses of said church, founded a new cult every bit as irrational.

The Tomb of the Unknown Sucker, who paid his tithe, vegetated… um, lived by the self-destructive commandments of Christianity, only to become worm food after his death, just like everybody else so far.

The Tomb of the Unknown Human, who would not have had to die if the assorted mystics of all faiths had not stifled science for centuries.