Tuesday, June 10, 2008

IBM Makes Government Flop Faster

Ah, the joys of capitalism!

Thanks to one leading corporation, the US government is now the most advanced government in the world. IBM built the Roadrunner, the world's fastest supercomputer, at the Los Alamos National Laboratory, for the US Department of Energy. The Roadrunner is capable of a performance of 1.026 petaflops, while other governments still manufacture one flop after another manually.

There are no reports on how PETA, busy with its own flops, will handle the massive amount of incoming flops.

Meep, meep!

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