If Only We Had a Million Pols Like Her

Ladies and gentlemen,

Meet the next Governor of New York: Kristin Davis.

While branding "taxation as confiscation," the former escort empress said the legalization of prostitution and marijuana could provide $2.5 billion in revenue to help close the budget gap.

"I'm a natural Libertarian," said Davis, who also embraces gay marriage and the views of the National Rifle Association.

What more can you desire?

In fact, she ought to be made the Queen of the USA.

Speaking of which…