The major selling point of the security theater groping at airports near you is that the groping is strictly same sex, so you don't get a free handjob out of your patriotic concentration camp duty.
So…
Can gays demand to be groped by a woman?
Can lesbians demand to be groped by a man?
What about bisexuals? Can they demand to be groped by a nonhuman? Like, by a bomb-sniffing dog?
What, then, about zoophiles?
And if I say I'm gay, do I get to be groped by a blond hottie?
All good questions.
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