Sunday, November 28, 2010

The Gay Airport Science

The major selling point of the security theater groping at airports near you is that the groping is strictly same sex, so you don't get a free handjob out of your patriotic concentration camp duty.

So…

Can gays demand to be groped by a woman?

Can lesbians demand to be groped by a man?

What about bisexuals? Can they demand to be groped by a nonhuman? Like, by a bomb-sniffing dog?

What, then, about zoophiles?

And if I say I'm gay, do I get to be groped by a blond hottie?

All good questions.

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