Ash Cloud over Channel: Continent Cut Off!

Reassuringly, the ash cloud failed to shut down the welfare-warfare state.

"As a result all unnecessary military flights were cancelled except for identification flights to enforce sovereign airspace."



No doubt them terrorists engineered the eruption, to fly some sneak raids under its cloud cover. Any air force pilot that should crash will die happy, as a hero of the war on terror, ash clouds, and red balloons. Any damaged engines and lost planes will be billed to the taxpayer.

Meanwhile, back at the airport, millions of peons are stranded, but they're not worth risking anything for. They pose no problem, as they can be incarcerated or executed once the delay makes them overstay their visas. I hear there are some vacancies at Club Gitmo…