When the Cooling Comes

Dubya, Palin, and Gore are drifting through a blizzard on an ice floe, debating who of them is the greatest idiot.

Bush goes, "I is dumbest Inuit… idiot in whorl hold… whole world. I is such stupid, there was a whole industry devoted to my stupidity."

Palin goes, "That's nothing. On account of my stupidity, my Vietnam veteran running mate lost against a Marxist Arab sporting the name of a mass murderer."

Gore takes off his shirt. "Man, is it hot here."