What's the Difference between Sarah Palin and…

What's the difference between Sarah Palin and a jack-o'-lantern?

Well, one is a shriveled, empty-headed country pumpkin; the other is a jack-o'-lantern.

By the way, the kids on my block wanted to dress up as Sarah Palin for Halloween. I told them to go for something prettier, like a witch or Frankenstein's monster. Or something fresher, like a zombie. Or something more civilized, like King Kong. Or something more intelligent, like a cabbage.

OK, back to our scheduled program…

What's the difference between Sarah Palin and a moose ass?

A moose ass ain't that full of bullshit.

What's the difference between Sarah Palin and a Rocky Moose-tain oyster?

A Rocky Moose-tain oyster got a higher IQ and better taste.

What's the difference between Sarah Palin and the server at the Wasilla moose burger joint?

The server at the Wasilla moose burger joint knows how to spell "moose."

What's the difference between Sarah Palin and the Wasilla wastebasket?

The Wasilla wastebasket has already seen a newspaper.

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's IQ and winter temperatures in Alaska?

Both are negative numbers, but winter temperatures in Alaska don't go off the scale.

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's IQ and an oil well?

An oil well doesn't go that far down.

What's the difference between Sarah Palin and an idiot?

What? Did the fundies already indoctrinate your brain out of your head? Obviously, there is no difference.

No new fundies!