White House: Panic Now!

" 'It's not a time to panic,' the White House said."

In my experience, panic never helps. But apparently, the White House begs to differ.

If "it's not a time to panic" now, that implies some other time is a time to panic. When?

Of course when Obama orders his private looted jet, paid for with tax stolen money, to bear down on Lower Manhattan. You see, Obama loves to see his peons panic, run, and scream incoherently.

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By the way, it must be nice to have a talking house.

A house is a house, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a house of course
That is, of course, unless the house is the famous Mr. B'rack.

Go right to the source and ask the house
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mr. B'rack.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mr. B'rack will never speak unless he has something to say.

A house is a house, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk till his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking house?

Well, listen to this.

I am Mr. B'rack.

(And I scare the shit out of you suckers with my 747!)